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**Ummgawa** · #1 06-28-2006, 08:46 AM

A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes in to a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf."

**XcYZ** · #2 06-28-2006, 08:49 AM

MaxHarvard · #3 06-28-2006, 08:58 AM

HAHAH!!!

Being a therapist... i can say, i've never done that! LOL

mdprovee · #4 06-28-2006, 09:17 AM

That is a good one

Payton King · #5 06-28-2006, 11:26 AM

You have been quite lately so I am going to call you out. I want some updates!

How is the Convertible and where are you at on the project?

What is up with the speedster?

Did you ever sell the blue 69?

**Stuart Adams** · #6 06-28-2006, 12:29 PM

Jim, you da man. Bolt ons, steaks and SEMA - sound good?

radrambler · #7 06-28-2006, 03:53 PM

that was great

i had to read that to the wife..

good stuff
radrambler

**Ummgawa** · #8 06-28-2006, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stuart Adams

Jim, you da man. Bolt ons, steaks and SEMA - sound good?

Absolutely...I can hardly wait.

Payton,

69 Z-still have it (kinda sorta trying to sell it-kinda sorta)LOL, had it sold and they guy I sold it to wanted something else I had ( a Mopar) and I made a chunk off of it....and never laid eyes on it(mopar), almost enough to justify keeping the dang thing (The 69). We are currently building another house, much smaller with a garage three times as big. And the wife is cool with it.

Speedster- barring any addtional theft, I hope to have it out of paint in 4 weeks. A whole lot of stuff had to be redone.

70 judge vert clone-working on it hard so I can keep myself moving. it's driving me nuts.

Payton King · #9 06-29-2006, 07:38 AM

What got stolen on the speedster?

Glad to hear you are moving along nicely on the Judge.

I take it you sold your other house?

**Ummgawa** · #10 06-29-2006, 03:22 PM

If I don't sell the biggie before I finish the smallie, I guess I'll be a 2 home dude. I'm not against selling one for payoff if I have to. Surely some dude would like my pad, big garage, lots of land...privacy. huge house(fancy with the scmancy upgrade) for not a whole lot of dough...any takers? Might throw in a 69 Z-28 if necessary.