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Old 01-24-2010, 10:23 PM
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World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end
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World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end
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man why did she have to say, YES... ahahahhaha!













































































thats what some of you asswhipes are thinking..
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Kind of brings a tear to your eye don't it
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I told Kelli the joke and she said "that sounds just like you"
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World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

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Bah! Those who knock marriage just aren't doing it right.

Cute fairytale though!

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I laughed out loud at that one.
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I told Kelli the joke and she said "that sounds just like you"
My wife just gave me a really dirty look after she read it. I was laughing my ass off the whole time. I guess we have a difference of opinion on what is funny.
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Bah! Those who knock marriage just aren't doing it right.

Cute fairytale though!

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