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**Ummgawa** · #1 09-16-2005, 01:31 PM

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While hard
work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you
there,

Bull**** and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

**XcYZ** · #2 09-16-2005, 01:47 PM

lol

**Autokraft** · #3 09-16-2005, 02:00 PM

That was way funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt

www.autokraft.org

**syborg tt** · #4 09-16-2005, 02:26 PM

Okay Quick Joke

What is the definition of a Porno

Things that will never Happen to me or You

Musclerodz · #5 09-16-2005, 06:58 PM

That is hilarious!!!!. I am dying over here. I will have to print that and give to my dad to display for his employees. Good one Jim. I needed that.

Mike

**Ummgawa** · #6 09-16-2005, 10:48 PM

Just Tryin' to do my part....

race-rodz · #7 09-17-2005, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by syborg tt

Okay Quick Joke

What is the definition of a Porno

Things that will never Happen to me or You

grrrrrrrrr... so i spent all summer learning the "pool boy" trade for nothin?

and i put in all that asskissing

just so i could go to the houses on the nice side of town