Who has got the best scar?????

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I've had 3 concussions,6 broken ribs,over 250 stiches,1 hernia surgery,5 fractures in the right wrist,shot in the back with a shotgun(true accident),too many cuts/scapes/bruises to count.No pictures but I still have never spent a night in a hospital( ex hydroplane/motocross/enduro/flattrack racer ).