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Old 12-21-2005, 09:43 PM
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Talking Ho Ho Ho, Wednesday Funny for Thursday

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair all different colors, green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:57 PM
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lol!!! Jim, where on earth do you come up with this stuff? My stomach hurts.

That was a good one, keep em coming!!


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Old 12-22-2005, 12:15 AM
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nice one
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Old 12-22-2005, 08:45 AM
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Jim, I'll be your agent. Vegas baby.
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That is HILARIOUS!!!!!
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Old 12-22-2005, 10:44 AM
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Jim,

I think you should be banned from this site, this is not healthy. You make me laugh so much that I hurt myself.

It can't be good in the long run if we all fell of our chairs.

Take Stuarts advice and be a comedian.


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