Jeff Foxworthy 'YMBAR'

[Track Junky]

If your grand ma doesn't take the cigarette butt out of her mouth while she's telling the CHP officer to kiss her ass.........

[fleet]

Originally Posted by Track Junky

If your grand ma doesn't take the cigarette butt out of her mouth while she's telling the CHP officer to kiss her ass.........

@foxoutdoors:

"Only a #redneck can turn hay bales and a tarp into a pool this luxurious."

http://t.co/DyXkVGFIIN

[samckitt]

YMBAR if you have ever used a Pop can to fix your truck.




Or to fix your shower:

[fleet]

Those were funny Scot.

Since Sajak has been slumping (lol), we'll step it down a notch with some of these.

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@foxoutdoors: Daily #redneckjokes:

"#YMBAR...if everyone gets out of the public pool when you get in."

"#YMBAR...if you think people with grass in their yards are uppity."

"#YMBAR...if your kid's birthday party activities included a rabbit-skinning contest."

"#YMBAR...if you've asked for an ashtray during a job interview."

"#YMBAR...if you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth."

#YMBAR...if any of the blankets on your bed came from U-Haul.

[Code510]

Originally Posted by cosmo meant it

Those were funny Scot.

Since Sajak has been slumping (lol), we'll step it down a notch with some of these.

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@foxoutdoors: Daily #redneckjokes:

"#YMBAR...if everyone gets out of the public pool when you get in."

"#YMBAR...if you think people with grass in their yards are uppity."

"#YMBAR...if your kid's birthday party activities included a rabbit-skinning contest."

"#YMBAR...if you've asked for an ashtray during a job interview."

"#YMBAR...if you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth."

#YMBAR...if any of the blankets on your bed came from U-Haul.

Always classic!

[fleet]

@foxoutdoors: Daily #redneckjokes:

#YMBAR...if you list "beginner's luck" as a skill on a job application.


lol

[fleet]

@foxoutdoors: Daily #redneckjokes:

"#YMBAR...if you're making payments on more than one wedding ring."





lol

[fleet]

Jeff’s family provides all the material…lol



https://youtu.be/l1KtQssK5-g?si=tB3MfjGAN00mGw6I