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Old 06-10-2014, 02:48 PM
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Those were funny Scot.

Since Sajak has been slumping (lol), we'll step it down a notch with some of these.

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@foxoutdoors: Daily #redneckjokes:

"#YMBAR...if everyone gets out of the public pool when you get in."

"#YMBAR...if you think people with grass in their yards are uppity."

"#YMBAR...if your kid's birthday party activities included a rabbit-skinning contest."

"#YMBAR...if you've asked for an ashtray during a job interview."

"#YMBAR...if you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth."

#YMBAR...if any of the blankets on your bed came from U-Haul.


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@foxoutdoors: Daily #redneckjokes:

#YMBAR...if you list "beginner's luck" as a skill on a job application.


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@foxoutdoors: Daily #redneckjokes:

"#YMBAR...if you're making payments on more than one wedding ring."





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#YMBAR if you've ever won the "best scar" contest at a family reunion.
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#YMBAR if you've ever taken a dump so big, you saved it for your buddy to see.

And your wife was cool with it.
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^^^^^^^



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What does YMBAR mean? is that just his twitter #?
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Default Jeff Foxworthy’s ultimate redneck wedding story…

Jeff’s family provides all the material…lol



https://youtu.be/l1KtQssK5-g?si=tB3MfjGAN00mGw6I
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Jeff’s family provides all the material…lol



https://youtu.be/l1KtQssK5-g?si=tB3MfjGAN00mGw6I
Funny stuff Skip, made my day
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Glad to hear it Joe.

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