How you can tell your wife is a keeper...

[MaxHarvard]

... My wife and i are at the store getting food and supplies. We come up to the detergent isle and i know that she likes to use bleach on our socks and whites. So i ask, "hey hun, do we need any bleach?"

Her - "Nope, i'm using something else now"

Me - "Oh, okie dokie, no big deal, what are you going to do with the left over bleach?"

Her - "I was saving it for you so you could do your burnouts"

Me - "schweet"