Turmoil has engaged the Lateral-g forums. The availability of quality T-shirts and other merchandise to outlying members is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of economy cars, the modern low power car federation has blocked all cool pro-touring merchandise to the small web community of Lateral-g.
While the members were endlessly debating this alarming chain of events every Monday night, the Supreme Webmaster and has secretly dispatched two Geforce Knights, the guardians of horsepower and performance, to find those lost T-Shirts on the Hot Rod Power Tour in a Bright Yellow Chevelle. . .