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[Ricochet]

Found this on Craig's List??? Funny stuff!!


For Sale-One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.
Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.
Needs re-wiring-Many wires are currently crossed.
Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much
paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.
Needs re-upholstering-Carpet has turned a dingy gray.
Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.
May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,
Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..
Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

[chr2002ca]

That's hilarious. I need to forward that along to some of my friends. Thanks for posting!

[Ummgawa]

Thats some funny crap right there.

[70rs]

[BLACKJACK]

THATS IS SOME FUNNY SH!T!!!

[Vegas69]

[Theresa]

Booooo....