Probably a little tasteless but why not...
There is this guy who decides to buy a spots car. He's cruising along thorugh the twisities going a little faster through each turn. All of a sudden a state trooper pulls in behind him and signals him to pull over. The guy in his brandnew sports car decides to out run him. He floors it and the chase is on. A few minutes later he realizes this is all going to end badly and pulls over. The state trooper comes over to the window and asks "whats the hurry?" The driver blinks for a second and says "Last week my wife left me for a state trooper... I thought you were bringing her back"
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