Buttonwillow Sept. 15&16, 2012 Smack Talk - Lateral-g Forums

LM7_67 · #1 03-21-2012, 09:19 PM

y'all better watch out for the butter-my-nuts-yellow home-built supercar!

...as long as the torque arm stays together...

**DFRESH** · #2 03-21-2012, 09:46 PM

No more one legger excuses from me---I really don't need to use it since I am consistenly ahead of most of the posi cars anyways.

If I can't stay ahead of someone at this event, i'll use the 225 fronts as the next most logical excuse.

Treadwear after that,

then motor,

then the "I don't have Weld money",

Investing 102

my ADD

etc---et al.

I can't put those other parts in the car---there's too much at risk now.

Bucketlist2012 · #3 03-21-2012, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DFRESH

No more one legger excuses from me---I really don't need to use it since I am consistenly ahead of most of the posi cars anyways.

If I can't stay ahead of someone at this event, i'll use the 225 fronts as the next most logical excuse.

Treadwear after that,

then motor,

then the "I don't have Weld money",

Investing 102

my ADD

etc---et al.

I can't put those other parts in the car---there's too much at risk now.

One legger ?? I knight you ......" Pogo Stick "...

I am using my Brain Seizures, Strokes, and My Heart Condition, if I have to..

And I don't have Weld money...And my eyes are bad...And my reaction times suck compared to my Pre Stroke days...No more numbness in my clutch foot...So I can't use paralysis as an excuse anymore..

Also my interior is not done, and my paint is old...Also I may have a toothache..

I will think of more excuses, but I think being the newbie is enough for me to get My A$$ kicked..

**Matt@BOS** · #4 03-21-2012, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by solarguy09

One legger ?? I knight you ......" Pogo Stick "...

I am using my Brain Seizures, Strokes, and My Heart Condition, if I have to..

And I don't have Weld money...And my eyes are bad...And my reaction times suck compared to my Pre Stroke days...No more numbness in my clutch foot...So I can't use paralysis as an excuse anymore..

Also my interior is not done, and my paint is old...Also I may have a toothache..

I will think of more excuses, but I think being the newbie is enough for me to get My A$$ kicked..

Half of those don't qualify as excuses. Repainting the car will add a few pounds, as does having a complete interior. Pull the tooth and you've lost a little more weight. Those are advantages.

I think I'll bring my 3800 lb pig of a Ford out to play. I'd take my Camaro out, but she is a temperamental bitch, and having a legitimate excuse, like, oh say, "my engine broke," really isn't that fun.

Matt

Bucketlist2012 · #5 03-21-2012, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 69MSA

Half of those don't qualify as excuses. Repainting the car will add a few pounds, as does having a complete interior. Pull the tooth and you've lost a little more weight. Those are advantages.

I think I'll bring my 3800 lb pig of a Ford out to play. I'd take my Camaro out, but she is a temperamental bitch, and having a legitimate excuse, like, oh say, "my engine broke," really isn't that fun.

Matt

I can wax the Paint... Pull the tooth....Problem/excuses solved..

LMAO...If I am not having a Stroke or a Seizure at that exact moment, I can't use those as excuses either.

No more paralysis..Another advantage..

Dang, you guys are a tough crowd..

If they have to crack open my chest, or my skull, I am going to have to ask for a few second head start...

sik68 · #6 03-22-2012, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 69MSA

I think I'll bring my 3800 lb pig of a Ford out to play. I'd take my Camaro out, but she is a temperamental bitch, and having a legitimate excuse, like, oh say, "my engine broke," really isn't that fun.

Matt

Broken engine is a valid excuse. Just don't expect Flash to agree, he could have a chunk of the block hit him in the kneecap and would say it's "just some blowby".

Nessumsar · #7 03-22-2012, 10:18 AM

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Broken engine is a valid excuse. Just don't expect Flash to agree, he could have a chunk of the block hit him in the kneecap and would say it's "just some blowby".

Aint that the truth? That boy likes his cars like he likes his women, loud, harsh, and smoking! Should have gotten himself a vegas hooker! Help a brother out Todd?

And speaking of Todd, he should have been a plastic surgeon with how much he "tunes" his car. "a little more here, a little less there, raise this up, make those bigger..."

Doug hasn't put those parts on his car so everyone will keep talking about him; because once they go on he'll be old news, and Mr. Popular can't have that!

Matt's a good jokester cause mind is quick an direct, too bad I can't say the same for his driving.

Roger's so big I don't dare cross him; and Greg's so short I'd feel bad for making fun of him.

Steven Steven Steven, I don't know where to start with you...

Tommy boy, could the hair get any bigger?

67zo6Camaro · #8 03-22-2012, 04:07 PM

Yeah, I didn't make the list.

Is this a good thing, I don't know.

The Renner observation.... So, true.

lol.

Watch what you say about Biggie and shorty, I heard they are part of the motomofia. They might send a hit man out.

And any time someone mentions hookers and/or plastic surgeon, I get giddy like a school girl... So, I'm on their team so they can deliver. You know the girls. You gatta have pit h... helpers at these events.... Someone to hold my umbrella.

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Originally Posted by Nessumsar

Aint that the truth? That boy likes his cars like he likes his women, loud, harsh, and smoking! Should have gotten himself a vegas hooker! Help a brother out Todd?

And speaking of Todd, he should have been a plastic surgeon with how much he "tunes" his car. "a little more here, a little less there, raise this up, make those bigger..."

Doug hasn't put those parts on his car so everyone will keep talking about him; because once they go on he'll be old news, and Mr. Popular can't have that!

Matt's a good jokester cause mind is quick an direct, too bad I can't say the same for his driving.

Roger's so big I don't dare cross him; and Greg's so short I'd feel bad for making fun of him.

Steven Steven Steven, I don't know where to start with you...

Tommy boy, could the hair get any bigger?

**DFRESH** · #9 03-22-2012, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Nessumsar

Aint that the truth? That boy likes his cars like he likes his women, loud, harsh, and smoking! Should have gotten himself a vegas hooker! Help a brother out Todd?

And speaking of Todd, he should have been a plastic surgeon with how much he "tunes" his car. "a little more here, a little less there, raise this up, make those bigger..."

Doug hasn't put those parts on his car so everyone will keep talking about him; because once they go on he'll be old news, and Mr. Popular can't have that!

Matt's a good jokester cause mind is quick an direct, too bad I can't say the same for his driving.

Roger's so big I don't dare cross him; and Greg's so short I'd feel bad for making fun of him.

Steven Steven Steven, I don't know where to start with you...

Tommy boy, could the hair get any bigger?

Ok 4 wheel Compton Tub.

"MR. POPULAR"

LM7_67 · #10 03-22-2012, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nessumsar

Aint that the truth? That boy likes his cars like he likes his women, loud, harsh, and smoking! Should have gotten himself a vegas hooker! Help a brother out Todd?

And speaking of Todd, he should have been a plastic surgeon with how much he "tunes" his car. "a little more here, a little less there, raise this up, make those bigger..."

Doug hasn't put those parts on his car so everyone will keep talking about him; because once they go on he'll be old news, and Mr. Popular can't have that!

Matt's a good jokester cause mind is quick an direct, too bad I can't say the same for his driving.

Roger's so big I don't dare cross him; and Greg's so short I'd feel bad for making fun of him.

Steven Steven Steven, I don't know where to start with you...

Tommy boy, could the hair get any bigger?

could your wheels get any bigger?