69 Camaro Project - Dead Pool

[intocarss]

Ron,, are you speaking Yiddish??

[Ron in SoCal]

Technically I typed it, but knew you'd be in tune

[intocarss]

Originally Posted by Ron in SoCal

Technically I typed it, but knew you'd be in tune

I googled it

[OBeer-WAN-Kenobi]

Well, I finally figured it out. Ron's car spends so much time on jackstands because he doesn't want to wear out his tires. I can't believe it took me this long to figure it out, with his aversion to burn-out videos and all.

He figures that keeping them up in the air increases the air flow around them and keeps them soft and supple. This also protects them from dangerous abrasive grit that could scratch or pit the fragile vulcanized rubber surface. Even if he were to roast the tires, he would immediately place the car back up on the stands in order to cool the tires quickly and keep them from absorbing radiant heat from the ground. Further, doing "burn outs" in the air while on jackstands keeps them perfectly round via centripetal force which reduces the possibility of flat spots caused by years of sitting around.

[OVRKILL]

Wait...this thing actually moves under its own power?!?!?

**(rubbing eyes in disbelief....)**

Congrats man...hope all is well!

[fleetus macmullitz]

Now the wait continues for more...

[waynieZ]

I have nothing to say because people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

[fleetus macmullitz]

Originally Posted by waynieZ

I have nothing to say because people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

It's all good...the new 'Owners' preference' provision covers builds lasting up to 10 years; with a one-time additional 10 year extension if requested.

[Ron in SoCal]

Originally Posted by OBeer-WAN-Kenobi

Well, I finally figured it out. Ron's car spends so much time on jackstands because he doesn't want to wear out his tires. I can't believe it took me this long to figure it out, with his aversion to burn-out videos and all.

He figures that keeping them up in the air increases the air flow around them and keeps them soft and supple. This also protects them from dangerous abrasive grit that could scratch or pit the fragile vulcanized rubber surface. Even if he were to roast the tires, he would immediately place the car back up on the stands in order to cool the tires quickly and keep them from absorbing radiant heat from the ground. Further, doing "burn outs" in the air while on jackstands keeps them perfectly round via centripetal force which reduces the possibility of flat spots caused by years of sitting around.

Originally Posted by Che70velle

LOL! You guys crack me up!

That's because the Jedi Knight provides us with so much material...daily!

Originally Posted by OVRKILL

Wait...this thing actually moves under its own power?!?!?

**(rubbing eyes in disbelief....)**

Congrats man...hope all is well!

Hey B! How you doing man? Ever get out on the road w Roberto?

[Ron in SoCal]

Originally Posted by Cosmo mentis

Now the wait continues for more...

Originally Posted by waynieZ

I have nothing to say because people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Originally Posted by Cosmo mentis

It's all good...the new 'Owners' preference' provision covers builds lasting up to 10 years; with a one-time additional 10 year extension if requested.

I feel better with my daily dose o' Cosmo

It's coming...