It's Friday....

[HAULNSS]

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?



Ask your mother.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?



Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?



The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?



The one who can eat the last donut without using her hands.

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The three words men hate to hear most during sex:



"Are you in?"

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The three words women hate to hear most during sex:



"Honey, I'm home!"


Happy Friday!