Monday Funny....Priorities

[awr68]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when
I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work. You
don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she
always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving,
around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the
way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This
caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out
of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never
touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on
her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street
around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking
through the gasket between the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I
should take it back to the dealer?

[V8TV]

Now that's funny!

[mazspeed]

awesome.

[Ummgawa]

Bring it on!!! Awesome!

[olds87]

Where do you guys come up with this stuff?

[Diognes56]

Always a good one.

I am going into autobody so I like the "rust" version better though .

need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was while crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

David

[mazspeed]

A little boy took his parents to court because he did
not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge
said to him, "So why don't you want to live with your
Dad?" "Because he beats me, " said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your Mother then?"
asked the Judge. "Because she beats me as well." "Oh,
" said the Judge "Well who would you like to live with
then?" The little boy replied, "I would like to live
with the Oakland Raiders because they don't beat anyone.

[mdprovee]

Allright that was not funny.

They will win........ok, maybe they wont win, but they will score some points.......ok, someday they will score....ok maybe they wont score, but still have to root for them. Just need to get rid of the owner.

[mazspeed]

This one is for you Mike

OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

[mdprovee]

Well since it was for me all I can is thanks, thanks alot.

Oh well there is always next year. or the year after that, or the year after that, or the decade after that.