Based on DHutton's info on another forum, i've decided to get myself a professional DIY bleeder kit. The quickest available I could find is the more expensive unit from NAPA under the Carlyle brand but looks to be the same as the Phoenix MaxProHD, uses the same part# 2002HDB.
NAPA says they'll have it for me at 8am tomorrow.. what the hell's a few extra bucks at this point of the game plus it'll work for the brakes on the car and truck.
https://www.napaonline.com/en/p/SER2...pressionRank=8