Your input is needed: Lets have fun with an eBay scammer

[HAULNSS]

Hey, guess who the CULLIGAN MAN is gonna visit!!!


http://thepathtopeace.com/appointment/
He should be getting a phonecall from Dr. Daniel anytime soon to 'discover his path to peace and harmony'


I called many times yesterday and today.
5:00 pm yesterday) Obviously to tell him I was leaving work
5:24pm yesterday) Told him I got home safe
5:26pm yesterday) Left message that I was walking the dog
5:31pm yesterday) Left message that both me and the dog were back home and about to eat some dinner, the dog with his dogfood, and me with Samson's hungryman tv dinner
5:47pm yesterday) Left message that dinner was good.....thanked him for wondering how my dinner was
6:00pm yesterday) Left message that I was about to get ready to go out for the night
7:00pm yesterday) Left message that I was going to Philly, I'll call you later....
7:33pm yesterday) Told him I was about to get on rt 80 east
8:01pm yesterday) Left message that I was safly on rt 280
9:04 pm yesterday) Left message that me and some friends were in a bar
9:06 pm yesterday) Left message that I just recieved my first beer of the night....
9:06 pm yesterday) (pretty much hung-up and called back) Left SECOND MESSAGE FOR 9:06pm) I'm tosting your ass from the crew at ......... oops, don't want to give nothing away. hahahahaha
9:11 pm yesterday) Left message that I was having a shot of yeager, while my friend Jen was having the blowjob shot, then I asked if his boyfriend ever did that for him?
11:06 pm yesterday) Told him some friends are drunk-he hung up on me
11:07 pm yesterday) Left message that hanging up on people is not very nice
11:08 pm yesterday) Left message that Santa Clause told me that he was on his naughty list!
12:00 AM today) Left message wishing him the worst Sunday
12:01 AM today) Left message asking if he recieved my last message
1:45 AM today) Left message YELLED LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL!
2:04 AM today) Left message that we were leaving Philly to come back home
3:10 AM today) Left message that we were still on the road
3:16AM today) Left message that I pulled over on the turnpike so my friend could vomit, I also told him the pile left on the road looked like his mother
4:04AM today) Left message that I was home safely
4:06AM today) Left messgage that I just took a piss
4:08AM today) Left message that I was going to bed
12:33pm today) Told him I was awake...he hung up AGAIN
12:34pm today) Left message that he is not a very nice person



hahahahaahha, I just ordered 5 pizzas to his house, 5 orders of mozzerella sticks and 5 bottles of soda. I hope he's hungry!


I hope his mom (Lida Gasper) enjoys her free sample of K-Y® Brand Warming Ultragel Personal Lubricant .


He'll be receiving his free trial of AstroGlide Silken Secrets for his vaginal dryness, along with plenty of info.
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I figured he'd get tired of pizza... hes gettin a healthy order of chinese food to balance him out.

That is proof that there is strength in numbers. Do you think he will be getting some junk mail for awhile?

Stick it to the scammers....
Randy

[rocketrod]

I updated the first post to include the reply to the scammers second email.

[race-rodz]

haulins post is FULL of great ideas...

[Rob07002]

I can't stop laughing!!!!! Holy $hit, thats funny....

[Jay Hilliard]

This is hilarious!

[Payton King]

I had a scammer try to get me on selling my 850. All I have is an email address. If someone knows how to get info from that I would be happy to start a campaign

[Sales@Dutchboys]

Hahhaha

[Jimmy Sean]

You guy need to check out www.thescambaiter.com they know how to have some fun.

Oh make sure you check out there false laptop website.

[Bowtieracing]

Poor Eric

I really wonder how he is today..

[rocketrod]

Well the scammer sold the engine out from under me! Oh well it was fun while it lasted. I updated the first post with his short reply.