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AAW · #11 02-01-2007, 01:14 PM

OMG.
I didn't recognize that name (Holmes). I googled it.

OMG.

**Streetking** · #12 02-01-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AAW_Theresa

OMG.
I didn't recognize that name (Holmes). I googled it.

OMG.

I'm sure you recognized him, you just didn't know his name.

SW

03glide · #13 02-01-2007, 01:22 PM

I would play me! I could use the money.

**XcYZ** · #14 02-01-2007, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAW_Theresa

OMG.
I didn't recognize that name (Holmes). I googled it.

OMG.

Are you still employed?

mazspeed · #15 02-01-2007, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAW_Theresa

OMG.
I didn't recognize that name (Holmes). I googled it.

OMG.

He had a 12 inch, thing. Or so Allen tells me.

cykotic · #16 02-01-2007, 01:29 PM

Vin Diesel.

**Ummgawa** · #17 02-01-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by AAW_Theresa

OMG.
I didn't recognize that name (Holmes). I googled it.

OMG.

That dude was not a man...he was a life support system for his junk.

**Ummgawa** · #18 02-01-2007, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Streetking

I'm sure you recognized him, you just didn't know his name.

SW

Him...or it? I bet he got dizzy when he got wood, Hell he lost half the blood in his system when that thing started acting up.

I could go on and on...

**Ummgawa** · #19 02-01-2007, 02:14 PM

John Holmes and six other dudes got stranded ona deserted Island with no food. After a 10 day strech with no food, John stated,"I'm gonna cut my Johnson off and eat it".

The guy next to him said "Dang, son, play with that thang first so there is enough for the seven of us"

**Ummgawa** · #20 02-01-2007, 02:15 PM

OK, if you could cross Cris Farley and John Wayne...