Go out and pick yourself up a copy of anything that has the article by Peter Egan entitled "The Corvette Racer, A Sprite Driver's View, From a Safe Distance"
Trust me.
A sample...
"Male Corvette drivers had blonde wives who chain-smoked and had cattle ranch tans and pale blue eyes, while women Corvette drivers were always single because they couldn't find anyone who was man enough to marry them. Corvette drivers never lit their cigars. They just chewed them flat and walked around the pits until they saw the front suspension on a Lotus Seven or the engine in a Sprite. Then they threw the flat, wet cigars on the ground in disgust."
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You ever wonder what medieval cook looked at the guts of a pig and thought, "I bet if you washed out that poop tube, you could stuff it with meat and eat it."
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