A guy and his blonde girlfriend were driving to the movies one night for a date. As the guy was making a right turn, he noticed that his turn signal light inside the car didn't light up at all.
As he approached the next right turn, he asked his girlfriend to stick her head out the window to tell him if his turn signal was working. At the turn, she stuck her head out the window and replied, "It is...It isn't....It is.....It isn't....It is....It isn't."
Since we started into blondes Jokes...had to add one!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes,
charter a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana.
The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus,
and the Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team
down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one
of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decided to go up and investigate.
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes
in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in
front of them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, "What the
heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"
One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...
YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!
__________________ In memory of those gone before us
In gratitude for those who care.