Friday Funny 10/14/05

[Ummgawa]

Three women are having lunch discussing their husbands and one sez , "If you could describe you husband as a carbonated beverage, what would he be?"

First one said, "My husband is like Mountain Dew, Big as a mountain and like to do it all the time"

Second one sez, "My Husband is like Dr.Pepper, He likes to do it at 2, 5 and 11."

The third one sez, "My Husband is Like Jack Daniels"

The other two interrupted her and said,"Thats not a carbonated beverage, that's a hard Liquor..."

She just smiled...

[3SuperSports]

[TravisB]

[Musclerodz]

Mike

[evilzee28]

How does a woman hold her liquor?














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