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Old 01-22-2015, 07:20 PM
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Default Ollie and his new cow.

Ollie is a farmer in Minnesota . He needs a new milk cow and hears about one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out der).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.

He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the tit and pulls...the cow farts.

Ollie is surprised.

He looks at the farmer selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.

He grabs another tit, pulls, and the cow farts again.

Milk does come out however, so after some discussion, Ollie buys the cow and takes her home.

He gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor Sven, and says, ' Sven, come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her tit, and see vat happens.' Sven reaches under, pulls the tits - and the cow farts.



Sven looks at Ollie, 'You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?' Ollie is surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.



Ollie replies, 'Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?'



Sven says, 'My wife's from Nordakota.'
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