Firing One back at Payton-we need input here from members

[Ummgawa]

A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an sexual encounter with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is.

"I promised not to tell!" he says.


"Was it Brittney, the Banker's daughter?" the preist asks.

"No, and I said I wouldn't tell."


"Was it Jenna, the CPA's daughter?"

"No, and I still won't tell!"


'Was it Laura, the Builder's daughter?" "

No," says the boy.


'Well, son," says the priest, "I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months."

Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened.


"Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads."