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Old 10-14-2006, 10:04 PM
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A teenage boy and his girlfriend have decided to have sex, Well, the boy

Is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the

Pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for

About an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about

Protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy

How many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The

Boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy,

It being his first time and all.



That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his

Girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,

Come on in."



The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's

Parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down.

Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.



Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over

And whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious."



The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a

Pharmacist."
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Old 10-14-2006, 10:12 PM
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Old 10-15-2006, 09:26 AM
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Old 10-17-2006, 05:14 PM
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Always a good one .

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