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Old 10-27-2006, 09:16 PM
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Talking Allen, Bill D.,Johnny and Paul go to SEMA

These four friends went on SEMA together. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Allen because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first night, Johnny slept with Allen and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Allen snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a Paul's turn. In the morning, same thing -- hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Allen shakes the roof. I just watched him all night."

The third night was Bill's turn. Bill was a tall lankey sheetrock hanger; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," He said.

Johnny and Paul couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Allen into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:53 PM
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Awesome Jim, I'm sure all involved will appreciate the humor!

PS..... thanks for leaving me out!

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Old 10-28-2006, 02:45 AM
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Good one, Jim. Can't wait to see you again!
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Old 10-28-2006, 09:48 AM
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Perfect, Jim!
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Old 10-28-2006, 10:55 AM
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Awesome Jimbo. 3 days dude.
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Old 10-28-2006, 12:14 PM
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Good one Jim!
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Thinks Allen kissed back, then went to bed.
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Old 10-28-2006, 06:31 PM
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Im buying the first round!Jim your on your own buddy lol.
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