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Old 08-26-2007, 03:14 AM
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That's too damned funny! Here's one that's true, but still pretty funny!

While I'll have to admit that I am not a huge fan of tatoos, I sure couldn't imagine doing what the guy in this story did!

One of my wife's friends has a rather large tatoo on her upper arm. One day in the supermarket, a man walked up to her saying:

"You have such a beautiful body, why would you ruin it with that tatoo?"

Her reply?

"Well, you know... when I did it I was young, in the navy, and pretty stupid... and I was a man."

She say's he about wet himself!

As my wife has a tatoo that can sometimes be seen while in public, I have advised her that this is exactly the course she should take if confronted with a similar situation!

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