That's too damned funny! Here's one that's true, but still pretty funny!
While I'll have to admit that I am not a huge fan of tatoos, I sure couldn't imagine doing what the guy in this story did!
One of my wife's friends has a rather large tatoo on her upper arm. One day in the supermarket, a man walked up to her saying:
"You have such a beautiful body, why would you ruin it with that tatoo?"
Her reply?
"Well, you know... when I did it I was young, in the navy, and pretty stupid... and I was a man."
She say's he about wet himself!
As my wife has a tatoo that can sometimes be seen while in public, I have advised her that this is exactly the course she should take if confronted with a similar situation!
Shiny Side Up!
Bill
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You ever wonder what medieval cook looked at the guts of a pig and thought, "I bet if you washed out that poop tube, you could stuff it with meat and eat it."
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