Leather Pants

[steemin]

Originally Posted by race-rodz

i have spent millions on dinners and movies and other items, only to later find out that the chick of the week annoys me, irritates me, or any number of shallow and irrelevant features that made me say "next". where as the girl i have now has come to terms with "me", and we have worked out a system that works well. i give, give, give, and she takes, takes, takes.... yep im pretty much whipped with this one, i may as well buy a ring. im lookin at it like...if we split and she gets 1/2... well thats still more than i got now

I have a good friend that has been married 3X already @ 40 years old.
He is still able to make light of his unsuccessful track record.
His favorite saying these days is:
"I am going to find a woman I hate and buy her a house."
He proclaims that this would be "cheaper and less painfull.."
Scott