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**Ummgawa** · #1 12-08-2005, 01:01 PM

There was a Bear and a Rabbit, they were buddies. They were walkin' through the woods one day when they both got the urge to take a dump. The Rabbit was shootin' pellets just fine but the Bear was havin' some trouble. After a few minutes, the bear asked the Rabbit "Hey ole Buddy, do you have any trouble with dookie stickin' to your fur?"

"No!!" replied the rabbit.

"That's Good" the Bear said.

He grabbed the Rabbit and wiped his Ass with him.

**XcYZ** · #2 12-08-2005, 01:23 PM

907rs · #3 12-08-2005, 01:46 PM

Payton King · #4 12-08-2005, 02:09 PM

How do you eat a frog?

Payton King · #5 12-08-2005, 03:00 PM

I forgot this site has gone co-ed and the joke may be a little taste-less. No pun intended.

jannes_z-28 · #6 12-08-2005, 03:03 PM

Jim, you are the man

Jan

**Stuart Adams** · #7 12-08-2005, 03:09 PM

Jim, funny as usual.

Hooligan · #8 12-08-2005, 06:54 PM

There is this guy who decides to buy a spots car. He's cruising along thorugh the twisities going a little faster through each turn. All of a sudden a state trooper pulls in behind him and signals him to pull over. The guy in his brandnew sports car decides to out run him. He floors it and the chase is on. A few minutes later he realizes this is all going to end badly and pulls over. The state trooper comes over to the window and asks "whats the hurry?" The driver blinks for a second and says "Last week my wife left me for a state trooper... I thought you were bringing her back"