When I was a lot younger I used to work on my car in my brothers yard and I called my truck by a lot of those same names. My friends daughter was like my conscience. Every once in a while I would he I heard that Wayne! So I would mumble a few special names for her too. Its tough when something isn't working right and you'd like to change it but you got to tow the line..
Wayne, it's amazing how I react differently to adverse conditions when my garage is empty compared to having bystanders. I am towing the line as I have other projects I'm dying to get to and at this rate, it may be the latter. Tow the line, something new, I like that.