I hear ya Jake, though we don't have as much as you guys do. Snow's been here since early Dec and I'm totally sick of it.
As for the fall foliage....buy a coffee table book or Yankee New England calendar, it lasts longer. The color only lasts a week then it's all brown and gray until mid April. Plus you can't even enjoy that one week of foliage because all the leaf peepers come and clog up the roads and every B&B from MA to Canada.
I'd love to get outta here but I'm locked in until the kid(s) are in college at least. My daughter is 2.5 so I have a looooooong way to go.