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Old 01-19-2006, 09:41 AM
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Thats all you needed to say Scott. It's okay, I understand that some years from now when I am married I too will be completely controled by "the look", and all other female forms of persuation.

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Old 01-19-2006, 09:49 AM
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"Because I am a woman, I know there is no truth in the fact that you will die if you don’t have sex tonight. Go to sleep. If you’re still alive tomorrow, you will know that I, once again, was right and you were wrong!"

That is just plain cruel...

We're guys. We're programmed to have sex. It's not our fault. It just happens.
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Old 01-19-2006, 10:08 AM
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Because I am a man, I will watch TV with my hand down my pants for long periods of time.
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:17 AM
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Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia, or heat stroke, has set in. AAA is not an option. I will win.
Did that last week... and yes, i did win
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Old 01-19-2006, 04:24 PM
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Because I am a man: More power tools are the answer, and NO I dont have enough of them.
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Old 01-19-2006, 08:28 PM
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Do you get this magazine, too?





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Old 01-20-2006, 06:40 AM
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I just sharted I laughed so hard
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Because Im a man-- I will tell my wife that I will only work on my car until 7pm and really finish at 11pm. Then get in trouble for it but atleast I finished.

Because Im a man-- I believe it is better to ask for forgiveness then to ask for permission.

Because Im a man-- I lay down and watch TV in the morning and just assume she's getting the kids dressed.

Because Im a man-- The living room is a temperary storage for used socks.

Because Im a man-- Yes the dishes will wash themself.
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Old 01-20-2006, 10:32 AM
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dont forget....because i am a man... i will come home when i am damn good and ready....to sleep on the couch
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